i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
“An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, the negativity of the world can’t put you down unless you allow it to get inside you.”
Goi Nasu (via lawrencias)
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
canada that totally is a planet shut the fuck up
Some of our favorite computer animated cuties all grown up
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it
this text post hit me like a train
“Yeah, I may have spoiled some recordings just to get more kisses from Jennifer. (laughs)”
Josh Hutcherson about the cave scene (via ieverlark)
Have you ever wandered a trail, only to find yourself in the midst of a dreamlike landscape? Today’s Travel 365 is just that scene, along California’s Lost Coast Trail. Want to see more photography? Visit the 2013 Traveler Photo Contest and enter before the contest ends June 30th.
Photograph by Anni Graham
